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    Makes me so happy at the prospect of computers driving cars, I can see the headlines “self driving car kills family of five, manufacturer says it will be OK with an update”
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    Or 'computer say no' so it can't have killed you!!
    The bit about the clutch position sensor rings a bell as one of the
    things to check from on-line research.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasher View Post
    Makes me so happy at the prospect of computers driving cars, I can see the headlines “self driving car kills family of five, manufacturer says it will be OK with an update”
    'If we can't get it to work straight out of the box, the failure is likely to put you in the box' ... Are you sure you spelled 'Coffin Fit' correctly? On the bright side, you can select 'limp mode' and use your own car as the hearse perfect speed for a funeral ...
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    Manufacturer: VW, Date(s) Used: 05/2011-07/2018, Model: Tiguan, Transmission Code: NFZ, Transmission Type: 6S, Remarks: 0BB Gearbox (front-wheel drive)

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